Friday, December 19, 2008

6 Ways to Spread Christmas cheer:

1. Massage lots of Christmas ornaments.

2. Decorate the brother with tinsel.

3. Do a Christmas tree interpetive dance.

4. Drink lots of Mexican coke.

5. Play in a Christmas tree box.

6. Oh ya, and decorate the Christmas tree.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Tyra Banks wants to be Oprah and Oprah wants to be God.

Tyra wishes she was Oprah. She will scream out like Oprah does or try to do the Oprah profound moments on her talk show, but she is not Oprah. Do you know Tyra banks is afraid of Dolphins (look at minute 4 of this video). Oprah isn't afraid of Dolphins, so there is no way Tyra will ever become Oprah.

Do you remember when Oprah gave Brittany
Spears permission to have sex before marriage...who does she think she is ? This was back in the day when Brittany was claiming she was a virgin and was waiting for marriage.Then Oprah gave her permission to have sex and we all know how that turned out!

Or how about the time when she interviewed Tom Cruise at his Ranch and she blessed him and his family! What!? Who knew a talk show host had the power to bless people....See! I told you she wants to be God.

One thing I will say about both of them, they are both CRAZY! The proof is in the pudding. Look at these pics: